This one's a Larf

If you really want to do something for a larf, link this script up to your FLA file and run it.

package  {

import flash.display.MovieClip;

import flash.events.*

import flash.system.*

import flash.errors.InvalidSWFError;

import flash.filters.BlurFilter;

import flash.display.ActionScriptVersion;

import flash.net.FileReferenceList;

import flash.desktop.Clipboard;

import flash.sensors.Geolocation;

import flash.external.ExternalInterface;

import flash.errors.IOError;

import flash.text.FontType;

import flash.text.CSMSettings;

import flash.ui.Keyboard;

import flash.ui.KeyboardType;

import flash.profiler.profile;

import flash.xml.XMLNode;

import flash.printing.PrintJobOptions;

import flash.ui.KeyLocation;

public class Structure extends MovieClip {

public function Structure() {

PlusListeners()

}

public function PlusListeners() {

stage.addEventListener(Event.ENTER_FRAME, Event1);

stage.addEventListener(Event.ENTER_FRAME, Event2);

stage.addEventListener(Event.ENTER_FRAME, Event3);

stage.addEventListener(Event.ENTER_FRAME, Event4);

stage.addEventListener(Event.ENTER_FRAME, Event5);

stage.addEventListener(Event.ENTER_FRAME, Event6);

stage.addEventListener(Event.ENTER_FRAME, Event7);

stage.addEventListener(Event.ENTER_FRAME, Event8);

stage.addEventListener(Event.ENTER_FRAME, Event9);

stage.addEventListener(Event.ENTER_FRAME, Event10);

}

private function Event1(event:Event):void {

trace("flash.system.ApplicationDomain.MIN_DOMAIN_MEMORY_LENGTH: " + flash.system.ApplicationDomain.MIN_DOMAIN_MEMORY_LENGTH)

}

private function Event2(event:Event):void {

trace("flash.system.Security.sandboxType: " + flash.system.Security.sandboxType);

}

private function Event3(event:Event):void {

trace ("flash.system.Capabilities.cpuArchitecture: " + flash.system.Capabilities.cpuArchitecture);

}

private function Event4(event:Event):void {

trace ("flash.errors.IOError: " + flash.errors.IOError);

}

private function Event5(event:Event):void {

trace ("flash.system.Capabilities.serverString: " + flash.system.Capabilities.serverString);

}

private function Event6(event:Event):void {

trace ("flash.display.ActionScriptVersion.ACTIONSCRIPT3: " + flash.display.ActionScriptVersion.ACTIONSCRIPT3);

}

private function Event7(event:Event):void {

trace("flash.ui.Keyboard.CharCodeStrings: " + flash.ui.Keyboard.CharCodeStrings);

}

private function Event8(event:Event):void {

trace ("flash.desktop.Clipboard.generalClipboard.formats: " + flash.desktop.Clipboard.generalClipboard.formats)

}

private function Event9(event:Event):void {

trace ("flash.external.ExternalInterface.objectID: " + flash.external.ExternalInterface.objectID); 

}

private function Event10(event:Event):void {

trace ("flash.system.IME.conversionMode: " + flash.system.IME.conversionMode);

}

}

}

What you're seeing here is the internal information that is stored deep inside Flash; everything from the Keyboard Character codes to the server string. 

The result should look like this:

flash.system.ApplicationDomain.MIN_DOMAIN_MEMORY_LENGTH: 1024

flash.system.Security.sandboxType: localTrusted

flash.system.Capabilities.cpuArchitecture: x86

flash.errors.IOError: [class IOError]

flash.system.Capabilities.serverString: A=t&SA=t&SV=t&EV=t&MP3=t&AE=t&VE=t&ACC=t&PR=t&SP=f&SB=f&DEB=t&V=WIN%2010%2C1%2C52%2C14&M=Adobe%20Windows&R=1280x1024&COL=color&AR=1.0&OS=Windows%20Vista&ARCH=x86&L=en&IME=t&PR32=t&PR64=f&PT=External&AVD=f&LFD=f&WD=f&TLS=t&ML=5.1&DP=72

flash.display.ActionScriptVersion.ACTIONSCRIPT3: 3

flash.ui.Keyboard.CharCodeStrings: Up,Down,Left,Right,F1,F2,F3,F4,F5,F6,F7,F8,F9,F10,F11,F12,F13,F14,F15,F16,F17,F18,F19,F20,F21,F22,F23,F24,F25,F26,F27,F28,F29,F30,F31,F32,F33,F34,F35,Insert,Delete,Home,Begin,End,PgUp,PgDn,PrntScrn,ScrlLck,Pause,SysReq,Break,Reset,Stop,Menu,User,Sys,Print,ClrLn,ClrDsp,InsLn,DelLn,InsChr,DelChr,Prev,Next,Select,Exec,Undo,Redo,Find,Help,ModeSw

flash.desktop.Clipboard.generalClipboard.formats: air:text

flash.external.ExternalInterface.objectID: null

flash.system.IME.conversionMode: ALPHANUMERIC_HALF